Quincy Douby. 75 points.
If you weren’t around to watch it live yesterday, don’t feel bad: The game wasn’t even televised nationally in China, which means that you were out of luck if you were outside Zhejiang or Shanxi.
Thanks to the miracle of the internet, however, Douby and his now day-old record can be seen in its entirety. And so can Charles Gaines’ 60 points and 29 rebounds, which will go down as nothing more than the most epic, yet most meaningless stat line in the history of basketball.